Amy Sedaris Quotes

I`m drawn to people who look different. I`m not exploiting. I`m not making fun of them. I`m drawn to them. We`re all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you`re stupid.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

You know when you watch old movies, it`s always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they`re attractive.

David and Dad didn`t get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn`t going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they`re like best friends.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

My characters always like themselves.

I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, I`ll just try to listen to my friends, and they`ll say the same thing over and over again.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

My kitchen`s pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it`s eye level - it`s true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it`s right there.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they`re pretty.

I`m gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it`s an old lady color.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it`s this new arts channel, it`s really great.

They live between seven and nine years and sometimes they grow up to be teenagers but she said that my rabbit was actually really laid back.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I`d always wanted to do that.

I`m not ambitious.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren`t really that high.

If I`m creating something for myself, then I want to have fun. I like to play unattractive people who think they`re pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I live in the moment.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I`m not a first-place person.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I`d rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That`s perfect for me.

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.