Amar Pal Quotes

I`ve been doing my two and a half miles every day and I`ve gained two pounds. My stomach is getting smaller but my butt`s getting bigger.

I don`t get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there`s no sense in getting upset. And I don`t get upset over things I can`t control, because if I can`t control them there`s no sense in getting upset.

These guys are so old they`re eligible for meals on wheels.

He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

The wind was blowin` about 100 degrees.

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

I was eating too well and getting too much rest. I take my old lady dancing every night now. Doin` the bump keeps your legs in shape.

What was the name of that dog on `Rin Tin Tin`?

He`s so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

We`ll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

He`s so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.