Alyssa VanderVeur Quotes

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600`s. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.

I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where`s Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.

The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist.

I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?

People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn`t break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I`m a night owl.

People have criticised me because my security detail is larger than the president`s. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are.

I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.

The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice.

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate.