Alvin Keels Quotes

Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.

We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.

Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.

The flower is a jumble of thighs, the sun`s harem - the most oriental thing imaginable.

Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.

Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men`s bodies wake before their faces do. The animal sleeps within its body, man sleeps with his body in his mind.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

The beautiful remains so in ugly surroundings.

The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive concern and diversion.

The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don`t understand us.

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.