Al Copenhaver Quotes

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn`t sleep during office hours.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn`t climb over it.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.