Aisha Tyler Quotes

I`m black, and black don`t crack. It does droop.

There`s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

I might not agree with myself in a year.

Yes, I do get recognized in public. It`s pretty nice.

Do you have any idea what it`s like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.

I was this weird little bookish giant.

Marriage isn`t a carnival ride.

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don`t think so.

Comedy is ugly. It`s honest, it`s raw.

My parents were vegetarians. I`d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.

Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.

You know, it`s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I`m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can`t get a date. Come on.

I don`t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There`s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

On general principle, I boycott shows that don`t employ actors.

You, too, could easily look like that if you had a squad of mad geeks fussing over you with retouching software.”

“She`s got that life where you`re able to pick your husband and pick your baby time, so good for her.

“My parents were vegetarians. I`d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.”

“I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.”

“Do you have any idea what it`s like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.”