Adam Carolla Quotes

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I`ll never get to do that.

Without idiots, there would be no geniuses.

Everyone keeps saying, `Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.` It`s like saying, `How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she`s been with Brad Pitt ?` I don`t care.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It`s a work of art, ... I love the interior and the style of the car.

It`s hard to say when it will start, ... I`m not being evasive; I really have no idea. Right now, I hope it`s later rather than sooner.

What happens is (censors) say you can do the joke, but what they`re going to do is take your beautiful broth and dump a pillowcase full of flour into it, ... Then, they say you can still have your broth, but it`s not so good anymore, and ultimately it`s the people who get the crappy soup because they`re worried about the one guy who is allergic to it and not the rest of us.

He has a great sense of humor -- but it`s in his assembly. It`s really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It`s not being fair to him just calling him outrageous.

The God`s honest truth is that I`m probably funnier, but he`s smarter. Here`s the thing about Stern -- he`s really a smart guy. He`s nutty. He`s outrageous. He`s all those things, but he`s also a very smart guy.

Maybe it`s weird, but I don`t feel in any way, shape or form that I`m taking over his show.

Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

right now, I hope it`s later rather than sooner.

There`s no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) `The Man Show.` What the (bleep) is `The Man Show` audience? You either go up there and connect, or you go up there and you don`t connect,