That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
I`m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I`m a vegetarian because I hate plants.
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
I`m not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn`t exist? That`s way too convoluted for me.
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.